jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
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i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
about 4 more years until the great gatsby becomes public domain and about 4 more years until i can publish my 300 page novel about how nick realizes he was deeply in love with gatsby and gatsby’s ghost coming back and realizing he was in love with nick too and also jordan is there and she admits she’s a lesbian
I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask
things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
- snape
50 shades of grey
Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother
Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends
TWILIGHT
great gatsby (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
wolf of wallstreet (2013): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
django unchained (2012): leonardo dicaprio is rich and screams at people
Titanic: leonardo dicaprio is poor and gets screamed at by people
F. Scott Fitzgerald: The American Dream is dead and love is false
Me, beating him with a stick: You fool. You absolute fuckin moron. All this could have been avoided if you just put nick and gatsby together
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance
this is my favourite i consider myself a professional.
It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, seeing as he’s both the green lantern and Deadpool.
I HATE THIS
eurovision is so intense like, you have this nice ballad then you look away and one second later THE PIANO IS ON FIRE GATSBY CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE THE KANGAROOS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STAGE